Party Ninja Reviews Correct Conduct at the Work Christmas Party

1. Breach the gap between employee and employer by making racist jokes.

2. If you are offered illicit substances by a co-worker, it is rude to not accept. Especially if the co-worker is offering them to you from the blade of a previously concealed weapon.

3. Always bring along a black one-piece leotard and, to begin with, wear it around your neck so that people think it’s a scarf. Change into it at the appropriate time. If you can grease up your chest prior to changing that would be ideal.

4. Crack onto any opposite sex co-worker that looks at you. That way you will increase your chances for love. Come Monday fellow workers will give you a special look that means they respect you more.

5. Drink lots of cocktails. Don’t eat the food. Food will only slow you down and speed is the key. You want to be fast because people will usually like you more if you are.

6. If good-natured fisticuffs should break out impress everyone by biting and scratching. Drawing blood is for winners.

7. And remember: Everyone spews at the Christmas party. However, many make the mistake of not concealing it. When it happens to you, hide it in an inventive place; like the toilet roll holding box.